Thursday 20 November 2014

BABA, Black Sheep!

Since times immemorial (quite literally) relevance of the Gurus has been immense in the Indian society. Not particular to any specific religion, this tribe has been assigned different names across different sects.

The present day self-styled godmen have taken failure of the concept of “guru-chela” to just another level. Right from Asaram- the pyaare bapuji to engineer-turned-religious-terrorist Rampal, they have failed not only their followers but caused a dent on the very idea of the religious and spiritual guidance.
Controversial guru Rampal 

The drama that unfolded in Barwala was nothing short of a war zone. It was hard to believe that the massive Satram ashram was earlier used for religious purposes (read Satsangs). This Kabirpanthi Sect head Rampal managed to captivate people when he is a murder accused. Right under the nose of the government, he built his own equipped-private army. It has also been alleged that the godman owns not just land but also luxury cars-Mercs and BMW’s.

Its not rocket science to understand the real role of a guru- show the right path and lead by example. If one takes in consideration the violent scenes outside the ashram on Tuesday, it talks a lot about the character of this baba. According to police, telephonic complaints were registered by people inside the ashram who alleged they were being used as shields to protect Rampal by his commandos.

 If I take Joginder’s word (private security guard) who said and I quote, “Our Guruji had instructed us not to resort to violence, so I stood with folded hands when a police team approached us,” will he explain the gunfire, Molotov cocktails, stones, use of acid and presence of LPG dump on the policemen?  Or, maybe the television was lying.

This devotion when you shut your brain and close your eyes is nothing less than lunacy. As we have complicated our lives, problems have increased, and so we go to such mad men who call them God to seek solace. Two words of mythology, two of spirituality and boom people are swept off their feet. With monetary gifts, they also give away their ability to reason and differentiate between good and bad. What follows is what I think is nothing short of a dictator-sort of rule.

The media also needs to share the blame for an increase in this religious-dictatorship. These self-styled godmen were given crucial space and time. Nirmal Baba was once a hit on some News channels, not too long ago. As a result with questionable credentials, these religious heads become the hypodermic needles and influence the people in a negative manner-we have all seen how.

Wednesday 19 November 2014

Love in the time of Railways

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For a long time (really long) in my life, I had never seen the insides of a train. Totally devoid of the experiences of the world within the world of which I caught a glimpse through the crowded-platforms. Now when I avail the services of the Indian Railways, I am mostly fascinated. Every journey- irrespective of the hours spent in the dabba is distinct. All that remains constant is the set within a set found in the trains.

Continental-seeking: This tribe is pained to witness the phenomenon of missing continental cuisine in the train. And when the railway worker politely laughs the request away, he is taught the history lessons (even i did not get the relation). The worker still keeps the bewildered smile.

Know-it-all: Brace yourselves for this species. "After all they have experienced the world, already" and you still are immature. After evaluating you from your sex to the profession, they do not fail to pass judgments. No, don't dare argue with them or you will have be taught the sacred lessons of morality.

Mom away from home: Almost missed the train and hence no food supplies for the night or you just don't have the appetite! Dont worry in either case iff you are lucky, you will get the food- home cooked poori and aloo ki sabzi. Showering motherly love the aunty won't be able to see your loneliness. Her heart will melt and even if you dont want to, you would have to "accompany" them.

X-Ray machines: Cliché but nothing else would justify their activities. Right from the time you boarded your train to the point their eyes shut because the massive hard work involve, they will scan you. And no, not just the men but women have a busy day at work too.

Phénku: They were created for entertainment, to ensure that you keep half-a-mile smile right through the journey.  They will be full of interesting tales. Tales you have always heard before-just from another pheku. From ghosts to famous people, they have seen them all.

The Nerd: My favorite people. They won't bother anyone. Umm or
maybe they would. But to those only  who want to prematurely doze off . This is because you see they are accompanied by this interesting novel whose suspense-drama has killed their sleep cells ( are there any sleep cells?)

And the last who may or may not be a subset of the above sets is the "in-love" couples! They are still the same: lovey-dovey! Even when the world sleeps, they are busy because of things they best know of!